Tag: Indie
Megaloceros
I am a big dummy. When I was read the description of Stella Chroma “Megaloceros” as being inspired by King Thranduil’s Mount, my brain went “mount = mountain”. Derp, the maker meant mount as in “an animal you can ride”. I haven’t read The Hobbit since 8th grade and I haven’t watched the third Hobbit film all the way through, so it didn’t click that King Thranduil is riding a giant extinct elk. DERP.
I’ve been on a flakie bender lately and this one is full of green and gold flakies in a crelly-like cream polish. It wore well and is a great polish if you’re unable to change polishes for a week to ten days.
Is this polish a sister to “Gold Dust Woman”? I wonder how they’d look together?
This is two coats of “Megaloceros”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Pink Sugared Lemons“.
Fire Swamp
Exactly zero people are shocked that I chose Rogue Lacquer “Fire Swamp” as the first polish to sample from August’s “Woodland Magic” Polish Pickup.
It’s got turquoise (or is it teal?), it’s got flaming red flakies and it’s got Cary Elwes…it’s got EVERYTHING.
This is two coats of “Fire Swamp”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Pink Sugared Lemons“.
Hot Damn Anthurium 2.0
I’m not much of a “plant girly”, so I had to google anthurium…sure enough, this polish looks like anthurium!
Sassy Sauce Polish “Hot Damn Anthurium” was originally part of May 2025’s “Tropical Forest” Polish Pickup, but I picked it up in July’s REWIND. Hence, Sassy Sauce Polish “Hot Damn Anthurium 2.0”. How many red nail polishes can a girl own? I don’t know yet, because I cannot stop buying red nail polish.
This is two coats of “Hot Damn Anthurium 2.0”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Who Are You Calling a Cootie Queen
Remember Orbit gum? I don’t remember the gum, but I sure remember their commercial. For a good clean feeling, no matter what!
Envy Lacquer “Who Are You Calling a Cootie Queen” is from May’s “Vending Machine Snacks” Polish Pickup. It’s a striking magnetic polish, inspired by the uniform of the lady in the commercials as opposed to the gum itself. The magnetic effect was a bit weak, but lovely nonetheless
This is two coats of “Who Are You Calling a Cootie Queen” magnetized with a neodymium magnet, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Sky on Fire
I couldn’t WAIT to get Cadillacquer “Sky on Fire” on my nails. Cadillacquer is QUEEN of the glitters.
Although I just picked up “Sky on Fire” in last month’s REWIND, it’s originally from August 2021’s “4 Elements” theme. That was a few years before I became a Polish Pickup regular.
I am thinking I might bring it for my next pedicure? Then it will be someone else’s problem getting all of that glitter off, because scraping off that glitter was a colossal pain in my ass.
This is two coats of “Sky on Fire”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Out of the Box, Into the Sun
I just cannot resist a Barbie-themed nail polish.
Technically, Lurid Lacquer “Out of the Box, Into the Sun” is not inspired by Barbie, but by Steven, Ken’s bestie. Specifically, Sun Sensation Steven from 1992. I envy his silver mesh crop top.
I love a good turquoise Baja Blast moment in my nail polish and the iridescent flakies give this polish and unbeatable golden flash. Although it was a bit thick, it smoothed down well and it still looked nice after 7 days of wear. It did not, however, stand up to a 3 pound crab lovers feast on Redondo Beach…but the beach is where it belongs…
This is two coats of “Out of the Box, Into the Sun”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Gold Dust Woman
Stevie Nicks is definitely a “Famous Steve”, right?
Glam Polish “Gold Dust Woman” is from June’s “Famous Steves” Polish Pickup and is my first polish from Glam Polish. It’s so beautiful that it will make you cry, make you break down, maybe even shatter your illusions of love. The rose gold flakies are one thing, but there are also little flashes of magenta glitter and it’s all too beautiful to believe – pick up the pieces and go home.
This is two coats of “Gold Dust Woman”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Snap, Crackle, Splash
Ahmya Cosmetics “Snap, Crackle, Splash” is from the June 2025 “Vacation Destinations” Polish Pickup and is a magnetic polish inspired by fireworks on the beach. I cannot believe I just let this polish sit on my coffee table for a year!
The base is charcoal gray, but the magnetic pull is mauve/rose gold , with scattered holo and blue/green flakes. It really does look like fireworks!
This is two coats of “Snap, Crackle, Splash” magnetized with a neodymium magnet, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
That’s America’s Ass
Steve Rogers is arguably the most famous Steve, so I chose his polish to try first – All Mixed Up Lacquers “That’s America’s Ass”. Yes, this polish is inspired by Captain America’s ass in Endgame.
The base of this polish is rather sheer, but the SHEER quantity of glitter make full coverage possible. My only regret was missing the chance to be wearing this polish on July 4th…I was a day late.
This is two coats of “That’s America’s Ass”, over Cuticula Mic Drop Base Coat in “Froot Loops” and under Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Vampire Blood“.
Polish Pickup June 2026 – Famous Steves
That’s right, June’s Polish Pickup theme was “Famous Steves”. I used to date a guy in high school named Steve (the non-famous kind). He dumped me in a Ruby Tuesday’s because his wife wanted to get back together. They ended up getting divorced anyway, Ruby Tuesday’s went out of business and I got a college degree.
Lurid Lacquer “Out of the Box, Into the Sun” ($14.50) is inspired by the Sun Sensation Steven doll from 1991. (Ken finally got a black friend!) Looking at the box, I can see the inspiration.
Glam Polish “Gold Dust Woman” ($14) is inspired by the white witch herself, Stevie Nicks.
I cannot remember the inspiration for Cuticula Limitless Top Coat in “Pink Sugared Lemons” ($10) and I cannot find it online…shucks.
All Mixed Up Lacquers “That’s America’s Ass” ($13.50) is inspired by the ass of Captain America – Steve Rogers.
Oh, and my order included Paint it Pretty Polish “Grab n Go” from May’s “Vending Machine Snacks” Pickup.
Oh, and my ex-Steve had a mullet.